When hiring hitmen, make sure you check their background ...
So there was this morning when I had to urge to get rid of someone, as soon as possible. She was pure evil and cared only about herself and me. I had no idea what to do when she started threatening me...
I had fame, I had fortune, I had everything you can dream of which as fast as you take a breath can vanish, I couldn't understand why this woman wants to destroy me or why my pure misery makes her happy... It was all new, I couldn't comprehend, nor understand so I choose the fastest way to fight back... Hiring a hitman... Who? I wasn't sure, but I did it still ... However, it turned out that perhaps it is not the cleverest idea to task someone with such a mission, who is choking from the idea of taking sweet revenge because of unrequited love.
Now, let's get back to this woman. She was famous, rich, and had some very special witchcrafts that she used every time she needed to "pay" the people standing in her way. Now thinking of it, right, if witchcraft is her biggest strength that means, she can be only banished by that too... Or not?
I never got the chance to meet my hitman face to face, but I was told that he was the best and he sticks to his word, whatever you make him promise and he does promise, he will keep it. I had one chat with him over the phone and I told him: "No matter what happens, you can't ever tell anyone the real reason why you were hired to kill her and by whom?". At first, he was hesitant, but then he promised and accepted my offer.
Finally, the day came. I was so scared, excited and anxious at the same time that I kept biting my nails - which I have never done before by the way. I only knew the day, never met the assassin in person, let alone I had no clue how he will finish this task, so you can guess, that someone like me, a perfectionist, has always doubts and does know that once something gets screwed up, that will have major consequences and will start shifting things south, very fast...
"THE DAY"
The weather was worrisome, yet that woman was not afraid of getting her crew and her load on that ship to get it across the ocean. She was the captain, in the whole charge of getting through that dark storm and angry waves. She didn't care, she was so satisfied with herself and the wit in her eyes shone so dark that it made you cry and cringed your nerves at the same time. She was standing on the top of the deck, right in the middle of that storm and waiting for things to settle, despite the fact that the whole crew was certain that no one will survive the deadly journey. Most locked themselves in their room, whilst others were puking of the shakes caused by the sea...
Who knew that actually, it was only her, the most secure pillar of a ship and the empire, that will be taken down very very shortly...
As if a sign from nowhere, the weather started settled, too fast and too strangely, so she went out on her deck to check it. Whilst walking along the railings the crew started screaming and running towards her. They were all frightened, even more than from the weather that was just present threatening their lifes for good. They were screaming from their throat as loud and as mad as they could: "RUUUUUUUUUN!!!! THE SEA MONSTER APPEARED, IT WILL RIP US APART AND LET US DIE SLOWLY BUT FOR SURE!!!!!!! RUUUN FOR YOUR LIFEEE! RUUUN!"
She looked at this guy and was thinking to herself, that "He must be on pills, for sure...". Firstly, except her, no one can really play monster and secondly there is no way that in the 21st century there is anything that can move her from that confident and certain mental state she was in... "Nooo way", she thought to herself and carried on walking ahead, whilst everyone else was running. Then she stopped and couldn't believe her own eyes...
There he was, like a 15 foot tall, with massive tentacles at his lower part of the body and a human upper body, with long dark hair and a golden crown on his head, heading directly towards her and looking at her as she was the Jackpot on the lottery... And fuck... He looks weird... Almost like a drunk and what the fuck is he holding in one of his "hands"?
She kept looking and waiting and that WTF, turned out to be a GUN... She bursted out laughing, almost hysterically, that a sea "monster" is holding a gun on her and he can't even stand on his "feet" straight...
He then screamed that the gun she sees, is the gun that ends all her kind and "Sayonara Baby!". He then pulled the trigger and that was the moment when she realized this was for real, and that WTF is "the gun" that can actually put her to smell the roses from the ground, but now, just the algaes from the bottom of the ocean.
She wanted to run, she got scared after a very very very long time in her life, but it was too late. He pulled the trigger and the bullet shrieked through the air like hot knife through butter straight in her face... Well... Almost ... Luckily to her, he was actually drunk enough to not to be able to aim properly...
THE "HITMAN"
Can you believe that I hired the fucking God of the Sea (Ocean? Name it as you want it) to kill a witch and I wasn't even aware, and the guy didn't even make me pay as he knew more likely he will screw it up and he just needed action in his life... ??? By the way, Gods can't lie, but that doesn't mean they will tell you the truth ... Oh this is not all... Just wait for it...
THE PROMISE
Thanks "THE" God, the bullet hit her, right in her left shoulder. It was painful, she hasn't felt this much pain for centuries, but she was alive and that was all she could think of until she saw him trying to "run" away. It took her minutes to get up, but she knew that she will go after him, NOW, and get out of him everything, even if that means she has to kill a GOD.
He jumped back into the water and the storm started to become big again, seemingly worse, and the crew didn't know what to do. She stood up and gave the order to get to load to the destination no matter what, then she followed him into the depth.
When she landed in the water, everywhere she looked was blue and dark, but his stupid crown made a reflection (why wouldn't it?) and she "switched" into highspeed swimming to reach him... Shortly she reached an entrance underwater to a big cave. Who would have told how many facets this woman had...
She entered and after like 10 meters she saw a veil of water which she couldn't put anywhere in her head, so without hesitating and despite her hurt shoulder she went straight through... Bumm... She dropped on dry sand and that shocked her, but it gave her more power to finish this up once and for all... After two steps she heard a noise so she headed to that direction... and OMG, he was weeping like a baby whilst sitting on a rock and wiping his tears with his tenticles. She got confused but was determined to get the truth out of him... Screaming from her mouth she asked him why he wanted to kill her and now she came to take his life. To which he looked up and said:
TAKE MY LIFE YOU BITCH, YOU ARE JUST THE SAME AND RUTHLESS "AVONLION" PRODUCT SELLER AS THE GUY WHO BROKE MY HEART, YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE!!!
THE CONCLUSION
No one knows what happened to him eventually, but for sure it amazed all of us. He was a God, and assassin, gay, didn't lie and he didn't tell the truth either.
And who the heck knew that my ex-business partner who utterly rejected his love and his feelings, whilst also humiliating him to the yellow ground was the love of his life and also a successful leader in the same industry as this woman...
Life is full of surprises... and I for sure won't hire an assassin ever again... Without doing a background check first... Of course ...
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