Saving the Earth? Wtf
Being the main character of your dreams can be fun. Just like in the movies and is not even that bad, especially when you are in a place where everyone plays the main character, but you think the world spins around you... There was a bunny... in love with me... He was crazily scared of everything but he crossed his limits non stop just to be in my favour. Imagine when the whole place looks like a fucked up Marvel movie and you actually can feel, see and understand everything, just have no clue why you are there. Once bunny took me for a ride on his flying ship (a proper brown, wooden, old style, just like the one in the Pirates of the Caribbean ship, that was literally flying between the clouds). He wanted to ask me to marry him. The only difference was that I was around 5.11 tall and well, he was a bunny, a grey brownish, fluffy bunny, who could speak and do loads of boring stuff... Whilst standing on the deck, he realized that the beautiful diamond ring w...