Saving the Earth? Wtf

Being the main character of your dreams can be fun. Just like in the movies and is not even that bad, especially when you are in a place where everyone plays the main character, but you think the world spins around you... 
There was a bunny... in love with me... He was crazily scared of everything but he crossed his limits non stop just to be in my favour. Imagine when the whole place looks like a fucked up Marvel movie and you actually can feel, see and understand everything, just have no clue why you are there. 

Once bunny took me for a ride on his flying ship (a proper brown, wooden, old style, just like the one in the Pirates of the Caribbean ship, that was literally flying between the clouds). He wanted to ask me to marry him. The only difference was that I was around 5.11 tall and well, he was a bunny, a grey brownish, fluffy bunny, who could speak and do loads of boring stuff... 

Whilst standing on the deck, he realized that the beautiful diamond ring was stuck between the woods right on the front side of the ship and in order to get it out from there, he would need to climb out to that part and there is a highly likely possibility he won't survive that "journey"...

He was such an idiot, instead of asking for help, he stopped and kept thinking how he could get alone the ring out from the crack, and as I couldn't be bothered waiting for him, I took the parachute and jumped from the ship. But bunny? Well, bunny didn't realize this and he didn't give a shit either as his first concern was of how to get the fucking ring out of the crack without dying before proposing to me. 

Once I landed, a crazy 60 ish woman stopped me. She had a tight black rubber attire on her and shoulder-length brown hair from which you could see the white lines waving to you like a new trend. The woman was tall and slim and had a good body compared to her age, and she actually believed that she is the sex symbol of the era, so there wasn't much to argue over (mind you, only her head needed to be changed and then maybe it could have been all true). She asked me to join them on their mission, which I didn't quite understand.

But there we went and suddenly we were in a place that looked like a main control room. She was standing opposite to me on the stairs and behind her, the whole wall was built up from screens, where various shapes and building plans appeared.  Behind her right shoulder a tall, muscly guy appeared that looked like Thor from the Marvel movie (though his hair was way shorter), and then she started to talk about the images on the screen. 

She explained that it was an underground building that looked like the Vatican, with a white round doom serving as the rooftop and there was this sword-like massive object on the middle, penetrating in the roof. I asked where it is and she said it is in Sante, F.... I was like Fairy? She said: "No, it is Finrey", to which an other guy kept saying "Finchley", and to that everyone corrected him at the same time to Finrey. He however didn't hear that and repeated once again Finchley, when he was told loudly to "Shut the fuck up as it is Finrey in Sante, and not Finchley". 

Then this guy appeared suddenly behind my back and he started to talk about all the physical components and elements of the building. He explained that the sword-like object served as the main "nerve" of the whole building. He actually looked like Flash (at least that's what I would call him). He was wearing sunny yellow rubber attire and his eyes were shiny (almost like white, with white pupils), and he also had a yellow & white coloured blitz on his forehead. Then next to him an other lady appeared, who had the same clothing but without the shiny eyes and blitz on her forehead. She had a black, straight, long hair compared to the bald, sucked down plum headed next to her. They were together yet they seemed to hate each other more than anything and after he finished his speech, she looked at him and she went like: 

"Are you sure that that is an anti-static doom and it is not your antiseptic and anti-static alter ego?"

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